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Fic - Deanon: Calling Mom
Title: Calling Mom
Characters/Pairing: Fai/Yuui, Kurogane
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Horitsuba!verse, incest, sexual situations, utter crack, uncomfortable calls home.
Summary: Yuui is introducing his mother to the wonders of technology. Fai is introducing Yuui to a whole new level of inappropriate.
a/n: Written for this kinkmeme prompt.
Yuui grinned at his pc screen, and the little image of himself in the corner of his instant messenger grinned back at some point just below. Now, he only had to wait for his mother to come online and activate the connection. It had taken some persuasion to convince her that she could understand how a webcam worked and that she did want to see her sons while phoning them, all the way from Italy. In the end, Yuui had had to send her one of the small cameras to get her moving. And she finally agreed to go through the trouble of getting in touch with the workings of modern technology. They hadn’t seen each other in almost a year, and Yuui didn’t doubt that she missed their faces just as much as they missed hers. They were testing it for the first time, today.
He already knew Fai would love this.
Yuui plugged his earphones in and went to check on his mails, deleting adds that promised him to improve the length of private parts he was quite happy with, thank you very much. Something touched his calf.
Yuui jumped in his seat and very nearly kicked his twin, who had been hiding under the desk behind the dustbin, in the gut.
“God, you scared the crap out of me!” Yuui panted, heart still hammering against his ribcage. Fai just grinned up at him. Yuui frowned. “What are you doing down there? I didn’t even realize you were down there.”
“That was the plan,” Fai trilled happily and started to crawl into Yuui’s lap. “Welcome home.”
“What are you doing?” Yuui hissed and swatted at fingers that clawed at his zipper.
“Hm, what does it look like?” Fai answered with a sly grin, as he managed to undo the button of his pants. Yuui opened his mouth to tell him that he had chosen a very unfitting moment to jump his brother’s bones, much appreciated as the sentiment was.
“Yuui?” a tinny voice from his earphones made adrenaline shoot through his veins.
“Oh, hi Mom!” Yuui almost shouted into the microphone. The screen was black and unmoving, however – only the audio connection had been activated. Fai froze where he was wrestling his way into Yuui’s pants and his brother glared at him. There was a moment where both of them were completely unmoving, before Yuui addressed his mother again. “Can you hear me? The image doesn’t seem to work…”
“I can’t see you, either, darling… I don’t really know how to set up this camera you sent me, your father tried earlier, but I’m not sure he got it right-” There was a sudden cool draft to parts that her really, really didn’t want exposed when phoning his mother.
“Will you stop that!” Yuui exclaimed and placed a foot on Fai’s chest and started to push him away. Fai struggled, but his fingers dug hard enough into Yuui’s hips to leave bruises and the grin on his face was manic. Oh god, Fai was in one of his ridiculous moods.
“…dear?”
“Oh, nonono, Mom, I didn’t mean you, I was talking to the, the cat,” Yuui laughed and prayed that Fai would keep quiet.
“You have a cat?”
“Yeaahh, he’s still pretty young and a bit hyperactive, God help me, I hope he calms down, now,” Yuui squeaked as Fai finally managed to get out his penis. Fuck you, he mouthed at the twin who looked up at him from under his lashes. Fai mimed a kiss and fluttered his eyes and then pulled Yuui’s office chair closer.
“Are you sure you can take proper care of it? Cats get lonely so easily, and the both of you are working so hard.”
“Don’t worry,” Yuui bit out while he tried to shove silently snickering Fai off of him. He realized with creeping horror that he was already getting hard. “He’s pretty good at making people pay atten- oh God!” Yuui gasped.
“Yuui? Are you sure you’re alright?” his mother sounded increasingly puzzled.
“Claws,” Yuui laughter sounded slightly breathless as Fai’s lips slipped over the head of his erection. “Really sharp claws, Mom.”
“Yeah, I see what you mean with getting your attention,” their mother agreed warmly. “You remember Charlie? She used to scratch the both of you up good, even when you came back to me crying, you wouldn’t try to stop and pet her.”
“Yeah,” Yuui bit down on a moan, and his hand clawed into Fai’s hair as his twin’s head bobbed up and down. Dammit, why couldn’t he peel him off!? Fai truly had mastered the technique of clinging to people, especially since he had started to make eyes at the gym teacher. He started hitting Fai atop the head. Stop it, you ass! Fai’s answer was laughter that was muffled by flesh and sent sparks up Yuui’s spine and heat through his thighs. “I, I think we got a pretty naughty one, too.”
“Yuui, I don’t think I understand the manual on the webcam,” she sounded abstracted and paper was rustling in the background.
“What does it say?” Yuui wanted to ask more but instead swallowed the words together with a
whimper.
“Press the instant chat button on the camera… I don’t think there is such a button?”
“You have the same model as me, it’s the second from the right,” Yuui told her.
“I don’t see any buttons,” his mother repeated.
“Wait, tell me the model name, the numbers that are printed on the front of the camera. I’ll search for the manual in the inter-,” and then Fai decided to deep throat and he bit his hand to muffle a cry.
“You alright, dear?”
“Yeah, just bumped my toe,” Yuui whimpered and wondered exactly why he was enough of an idiot to lift his hips into Fai’s mouth, so that his brother could pull off his pants?
“Wait, it says 9… 7… 2…” Yuui typed and hissed as Fai released him, and for a moment they wrestled with the pants around Yuui’s ankles, Fai being intent on getting them off and Yuui trying his damndest to not let him succeed. Only when he had to stop and ask his mother to repeat the seventh letter, Fai managed to yank them off. Yuui kicked him in the thigh.
“Mom, I can’t find this model, right now, are you sure that-“
“Oh, these buttons!” his mother exclaimed. “Now there’s a blue box that asks me for the instant messaging program…”
“Just click continue, every time,” Yuui instructed hurriedly. Fai sucked his balls into his mouth and Yuui’s hand smashed down while typing.
“…Yuui? Did you just send this? It says jlgfh-“
“Sorry, the cat ran across the keyboard,” Yuui panted. “Just a second, I’m going to throw it out of the room.”
He ripped the earphones from his head and rolled backwards from the laptop.
“What do you think you’re doing!?” he whispered at Fai, rage thick in his voice. “That’s Mom on the phone!”
“Yeah, and she doesn’t get an image,” Fai grinned up at him, lips swollen and glistening and hair disheveled where Yuui had pulled it, and if it hadn’t been so wrong, Yuui would have thrown him onto the bed to fuck him right there.
“She will, any second now, so get out of here,” Yuui spat.
“C’mon, you know Mom,” Fai whined, and somehow he was stroking Yuui, again, thumb swirling across the wet head of his erection. “I’m surprised the cam didn’t explode, yet!”
“Uhuh,” Yuui found it hard to articulate protest when Fai was so good at what he was doing. Maybe it was a good idea to tell his mother that something really urgent came up-
“Get your fingers out!” he gasped. Fai merely snickered.
Suddenly, the screen on the pc flickered, and fuck, fuck, fuck, that was his mother’s back bend down to search something under the table and the red, blinking thing in top right corner meant she could see them once she lifted her head. He pushed the chair back towards the pc in panic, Fai protesting has he was herded back under the desk, putting the earphones back on and reached for the cam to rip out the plug-
“Hey darling,” his mother smiled. Yuui pulled his hand back and his laughter came out a bit shrill to his own ears.
“Hey Mom,” he answered, pushing hair out of his face. “See, I told you there was nothing to be afraid of, chatting with a webcam is easy!”
“Wow, I haven’t seen you in so long,” his mother said and her eyes were wide and happy as she gazed at her screen. “It’s almost as though you were in the same room.”
“Yeah, almost,” Yuui agreed, and he resisted the temptation to look down and find out what the hell Fai had started shoving up his ass. He almost moaned as his erection brushed the underside of the desk.
“Is Fai anywhere near? I never seem to get him on the phone.”
“He’s busy, right now,” Yuui bit out. “I’m sure he’d love to see you, though. I’ll tell him to call back.”
“Thanks, dear. Are you alright? You look terribly flushed,” his mother sounded worried.
“That must be the screen, they give the images a red tinge. It looks just fine, here.”
“Are you sure?” she looked dubious.
“Yeah, I’m sure,” Yuui dug his fingers into Fai’s shoulders as hard as he could, but if it hurt his brother gave no indication. Shit, he was getting close. “Mom, I’m terribly sorry, but I just got a call, I really have to get back to the school. Can I call you back, tomorrow?”
“Oh, okay… I hope you don’t work too much? It’s the middle of the night, and the things I hear about the chairman…”
“Yeah, I’m alright, don’t worry, but I really have to go, right now. Tell Dad I said hi.”
“Yeah, sure. Yuui, if I didn’t know better I’d say you were trying to get your old mother off your nerves,” she smiled. Yuui bit his lower lip and tried not to scream as Fai hit his prostate.
“Nooo,” he moaned. His mother looked slightly put off. “No, I’m not trying to… sorry, I’m really running out of time, talk to you later!”
That very moment, the door burst open and Yuui almost jumped out of his chair. He turned around to stare right into Kurogane’s face. Oh god. Fai had invited the gym teacher over for whatever he had planned to do to him, tonight, and goddamn, why could he never remember to close the door?
“Oh, who is that?” his mother asked curiously. Kurogane stared in abject horror at Yuui, sitting in front of the pc screen chatting with his mother, while Fai crouched between his legs to suck his cock and simultaneously push something up his ass that chose this very moment to start vibrating.
“He’sheretopickmeupsorrymomgottago,” Yuui squeaked.
“What the fuck,” Kurogane roared, Fai broke out laughing, and Yuui finally managed to cut the connection.
The message that popped up on the IM screen, a minute later, went completely ignored by the three men.
I’d love to see a picture of the kitten, next time.
Characters/Pairing: Fai/Yuui, Kurogane
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Horitsuba!verse, incest, sexual situations, utter crack, uncomfortable calls home.
Summary: Yuui is introducing his mother to the wonders of technology. Fai is introducing Yuui to a whole new level of inappropriate.
a/n: Written for this kinkmeme prompt.
Yuui grinned at his pc screen, and the little image of himself in the corner of his instant messenger grinned back at some point just below. Now, he only had to wait for his mother to come online and activate the connection. It had taken some persuasion to convince her that she could understand how a webcam worked and that she did want to see her sons while phoning them, all the way from Italy. In the end, Yuui had had to send her one of the small cameras to get her moving. And she finally agreed to go through the trouble of getting in touch with the workings of modern technology. They hadn’t seen each other in almost a year, and Yuui didn’t doubt that she missed their faces just as much as they missed hers. They were testing it for the first time, today.
He already knew Fai would love this.
Yuui plugged his earphones in and went to check on his mails, deleting adds that promised him to improve the length of private parts he was quite happy with, thank you very much. Something touched his calf.
Yuui jumped in his seat and very nearly kicked his twin, who had been hiding under the desk behind the dustbin, in the gut.
“God, you scared the crap out of me!” Yuui panted, heart still hammering against his ribcage. Fai just grinned up at him. Yuui frowned. “What are you doing down there? I didn’t even realize you were down there.”
“That was the plan,” Fai trilled happily and started to crawl into Yuui’s lap. “Welcome home.”
“What are you doing?” Yuui hissed and swatted at fingers that clawed at his zipper.
“Hm, what does it look like?” Fai answered with a sly grin, as he managed to undo the button of his pants. Yuui opened his mouth to tell him that he had chosen a very unfitting moment to jump his brother’s bones, much appreciated as the sentiment was.
“Yuui?” a tinny voice from his earphones made adrenaline shoot through his veins.
“Oh, hi Mom!” Yuui almost shouted into the microphone. The screen was black and unmoving, however – only the audio connection had been activated. Fai froze where he was wrestling his way into Yuui’s pants and his brother glared at him. There was a moment where both of them were completely unmoving, before Yuui addressed his mother again. “Can you hear me? The image doesn’t seem to work…”
“I can’t see you, either, darling… I don’t really know how to set up this camera you sent me, your father tried earlier, but I’m not sure he got it right-” There was a sudden cool draft to parts that her really, really didn’t want exposed when phoning his mother.
“Will you stop that!” Yuui exclaimed and placed a foot on Fai’s chest and started to push him away. Fai struggled, but his fingers dug hard enough into Yuui’s hips to leave bruises and the grin on his face was manic. Oh god, Fai was in one of his ridiculous moods.
“…dear?”
“Oh, nonono, Mom, I didn’t mean you, I was talking to the, the cat,” Yuui laughed and prayed that Fai would keep quiet.
“You have a cat?”
“Yeaahh, he’s still pretty young and a bit hyperactive, God help me, I hope he calms down, now,” Yuui squeaked as Fai finally managed to get out his penis. Fuck you, he mouthed at the twin who looked up at him from under his lashes. Fai mimed a kiss and fluttered his eyes and then pulled Yuui’s office chair closer.
“Are you sure you can take proper care of it? Cats get lonely so easily, and the both of you are working so hard.”
“Don’t worry,” Yuui bit out while he tried to shove silently snickering Fai off of him. He realized with creeping horror that he was already getting hard. “He’s pretty good at making people pay atten- oh God!” Yuui gasped.
“Yuui? Are you sure you’re alright?” his mother sounded increasingly puzzled.
“Claws,” Yuui laughter sounded slightly breathless as Fai’s lips slipped over the head of his erection. “Really sharp claws, Mom.”
“Yeah, I see what you mean with getting your attention,” their mother agreed warmly. “You remember Charlie? She used to scratch the both of you up good, even when you came back to me crying, you wouldn’t try to stop and pet her.”
“Yeah,” Yuui bit down on a moan, and his hand clawed into Fai’s hair as his twin’s head bobbed up and down. Dammit, why couldn’t he peel him off!? Fai truly had mastered the technique of clinging to people, especially since he had started to make eyes at the gym teacher. He started hitting Fai atop the head. Stop it, you ass! Fai’s answer was laughter that was muffled by flesh and sent sparks up Yuui’s spine and heat through his thighs. “I, I think we got a pretty naughty one, too.”
“Yuui, I don’t think I understand the manual on the webcam,” she sounded abstracted and paper was rustling in the background.
“What does it say?” Yuui wanted to ask more but instead swallowed the words together with a
whimper.
“Press the instant chat button on the camera… I don’t think there is such a button?”
“You have the same model as me, it’s the second from the right,” Yuui told her.
“I don’t see any buttons,” his mother repeated.
“Wait, tell me the model name, the numbers that are printed on the front of the camera. I’ll search for the manual in the inter-,” and then Fai decided to deep throat and he bit his hand to muffle a cry.
“You alright, dear?”
“Yeah, just bumped my toe,” Yuui whimpered and wondered exactly why he was enough of an idiot to lift his hips into Fai’s mouth, so that his brother could pull off his pants?
“Wait, it says 9… 7… 2…” Yuui typed and hissed as Fai released him, and for a moment they wrestled with the pants around Yuui’s ankles, Fai being intent on getting them off and Yuui trying his damndest to not let him succeed. Only when he had to stop and ask his mother to repeat the seventh letter, Fai managed to yank them off. Yuui kicked him in the thigh.
“Mom, I can’t find this model, right now, are you sure that-“
“Oh, these buttons!” his mother exclaimed. “Now there’s a blue box that asks me for the instant messaging program…”
“Just click continue, every time,” Yuui instructed hurriedly. Fai sucked his balls into his mouth and Yuui’s hand smashed down while typing.
“…Yuui? Did you just send this? It says jlgfh-“
“Sorry, the cat ran across the keyboard,” Yuui panted. “Just a second, I’m going to throw it out of the room.”
He ripped the earphones from his head and rolled backwards from the laptop.
“What do you think you’re doing!?” he whispered at Fai, rage thick in his voice. “That’s Mom on the phone!”
“Yeah, and she doesn’t get an image,” Fai grinned up at him, lips swollen and glistening and hair disheveled where Yuui had pulled it, and if it hadn’t been so wrong, Yuui would have thrown him onto the bed to fuck him right there.
“She will, any second now, so get out of here,” Yuui spat.
“C’mon, you know Mom,” Fai whined, and somehow he was stroking Yuui, again, thumb swirling across the wet head of his erection. “I’m surprised the cam didn’t explode, yet!”
“Uhuh,” Yuui found it hard to articulate protest when Fai was so good at what he was doing. Maybe it was a good idea to tell his mother that something really urgent came up-
“Get your fingers out!” he gasped. Fai merely snickered.
Suddenly, the screen on the pc flickered, and fuck, fuck, fuck, that was his mother’s back bend down to search something under the table and the red, blinking thing in top right corner meant she could see them once she lifted her head. He pushed the chair back towards the pc in panic, Fai protesting has he was herded back under the desk, putting the earphones back on and reached for the cam to rip out the plug-
“Hey darling,” his mother smiled. Yuui pulled his hand back and his laughter came out a bit shrill to his own ears.
“Hey Mom,” he answered, pushing hair out of his face. “See, I told you there was nothing to be afraid of, chatting with a webcam is easy!”
“Wow, I haven’t seen you in so long,” his mother said and her eyes were wide and happy as she gazed at her screen. “It’s almost as though you were in the same room.”
“Yeah, almost,” Yuui agreed, and he resisted the temptation to look down and find out what the hell Fai had started shoving up his ass. He almost moaned as his erection brushed the underside of the desk.
“Is Fai anywhere near? I never seem to get him on the phone.”
“He’s busy, right now,” Yuui bit out. “I’m sure he’d love to see you, though. I’ll tell him to call back.”
“Thanks, dear. Are you alright? You look terribly flushed,” his mother sounded worried.
“That must be the screen, they give the images a red tinge. It looks just fine, here.”
“Are you sure?” she looked dubious.
“Yeah, I’m sure,” Yuui dug his fingers into Fai’s shoulders as hard as he could, but if it hurt his brother gave no indication. Shit, he was getting close. “Mom, I’m terribly sorry, but I just got a call, I really have to get back to the school. Can I call you back, tomorrow?”
“Oh, okay… I hope you don’t work too much? It’s the middle of the night, and the things I hear about the chairman…”
“Yeah, I’m alright, don’t worry, but I really have to go, right now. Tell Dad I said hi.”
“Yeah, sure. Yuui, if I didn’t know better I’d say you were trying to get your old mother off your nerves,” she smiled. Yuui bit his lower lip and tried not to scream as Fai hit his prostate.
“Nooo,” he moaned. His mother looked slightly put off. “No, I’m not trying to… sorry, I’m really running out of time, talk to you later!”
That very moment, the door burst open and Yuui almost jumped out of his chair. He turned around to stare right into Kurogane’s face. Oh god. Fai had invited the gym teacher over for whatever he had planned to do to him, tonight, and goddamn, why could he never remember to close the door?
“Oh, who is that?” his mother asked curiously. Kurogane stared in abject horror at Yuui, sitting in front of the pc screen chatting with his mother, while Fai crouched between his legs to suck his cock and simultaneously push something up his ass that chose this very moment to start vibrating.
“He’sheretopickmeupsorrymomgottago,” Yuui squeaked.
“What the fuck,” Kurogane roared, Fai broke out laughing, and Yuui finally managed to cut the connection.
The message that popped up on the IM screen, a minute later, went completely ignored by the three men.
I’d love to see a picture of the kitten, next time.
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or maybe you accidently deanoned while posting and I've forgotten?Love Kurogane's WTF face.
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I think I deanoned accidently with the SyaoSakuKuroFai orgy (and about every other prompt I posted), but I don't remember about this one. XD *not very good at being anon*
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I remember I cracked up so many times while reading this. Gosh knows if their mom ever finds out...
which Kurogane does in her placeno subject
I can only hope that Fai was right when inviting Kurogane along and that he will less than mind. After having an apopoplectic fit. :pThank you~! ♥♥♥
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OPEr, I mean, I absolutely adored this fill! <3*shuffles and runs away
to hell* :Dno subject
So glad you liked it! We need more awesome twin prompts like that one! ♥♥♥
*skips off to hell with you*
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*Glomps you so hard for this fill*
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Can I just state that that was pretty much my brain after reading this? XD
Also, also also: I love the fact that you're responsible for so many of my favourite, shiny, sexy fills over on the kinkmeme <3
including that hot-as-hell four-on-the-floor orgySeriously. I will not ever, ever, ever get tired of your super-sexy writing, my lovely. NEVER.
*loves all over you, forever and always*
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You make me so happy, here! :DDDD The kinkmeme is my favorite playground, and I'm SUPER-happy you like my humble
pornywriting! :DDThe orgy is my personal ticket to a cozy, warm place in hell.*showers you with love*
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porninessglory (yes, I know, but it deserves the adjective twice, I say) and I'm just so damn happy you feel fit to grace us with it~!Oh honey, if you're going to hell for this (which you probably should, it's devilishly good) then I will happily join you amid the brimstone♥
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i've never read anything like this before ^^;
this is this this is
AWESOME XD